"Eu não gosto de homens. Eu não gosto de mulheres. Eu me atraio por pessoas. Não gosto de me descrever. Posso ser homem, posso ser mulher. Posso ser a personificação da beleza, posso ser bizarro, bizarra. Nada importa." Reblogged from comicbooksexlife CAT USES TAILWHIP. Oh my god I love this (Source: youjustinspiredme) Reblogged from gosuto So yesterday I went to Starbucks because I had like four dollars in my wallet and I was thirsty. Anyways, after the lady took my order like usual they ask you what your name is right? Well being me and all in my head I was like “The name Nick is too boring let’s spice this mother fucker up”. So I told the lady my name was Voldemort in the most calm way I could and for like two minutes she looked at me like I was fucking crazy. So I awkwardly walked away and sat down for like another five minutes or so until my drink came, and when I looked at the name on the cup I couldn’t help but to laugh for the longest time. Win Best ever Reblogged from funny-pictures-uk Reblogged from jaackbitch dat smile sorry, but that’s really cute. (Source: 1d-makes-my-pussy-explode)
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